Those who ride fast,ride alone.A bold,non-nonsense image of a person is by default expected to be so perfect all the time,people start having sensless expectations.I have experienced this especially.People cannot digest the fact that I too can feel the blues at times,i'm pretty chilled-out as a matter of fact.Ruthless honesty and perfection is strictly reserved for things related to work.My work is art,and any work of art,be it designing,painting etc looks shady without pitiless perfection.People expect me to be strong all the time.Thats crazy...!We are human beings,arent we?Leaders,people who lead are expected to be strong all the time..well,that is good and beneficial esp and only if it is related to work and get things done.Otherwise theres a simple side to everybody i guess,atleast there is to me.We seem to develop so many pre-concieved notions about everybody,it hardly gives us a chance to really get to know someone.How many people in our lives do we actually know?or want to know?Fast-paced life is it?thats excuse is good enought,aint it?We can pretty much sail through our empty lives just making aquaintainces and not fully share a mental connection,atleast.We are more inclinced to dwell in pretences and swim through the quagmire of petty phoney goodies on occassions.Have we unlearnt what our anscestors have taught us and learnt to live empty lives.Our souls are moldered to entertaining complex emotions and paradoxies as a way of life.Its a shame how assertion is understood and accepted only when taught in a b-school.We need an institution to learn about conviction regarding self and priorities?Have we really reached a shallow point to have a donnish education to imbue all this learning?Its sad how low expectations we have of ourselfs and others which are sometimes less pragmatic and more unrealistic.
To responsd or not to is the question..
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oh how you miss me,
as i set you free,
in the world of wannabe.
oh how you miss my head,
every regret that tear shread,
every drop of blood it bred.
oh how you miss my pain,
caused by your sisters-wrath and blame,
all the envy and shame.
oh how you miss my cells,
filled with your evil spell,
sheltered in the shell,
you made life hell.
your children arrogance and indolence,
grew up to lose their innocence,
under my thought's guidance,
open to the world of audience.
oh how you miss the drama,
in your theater of violence,
now entertained as nuisence,
to all my five senses.
oh how you miss the thrill,
that sent down the chill,
all the venome you made me spill,
till this part of my cycle.
you made all the emotions still
deep-frying in your grill,
all the good things you killed.
oh how you miss the bliss,
of ruling with your hiss,
nous gave you a goodbye-kiss,
from the school of thought,your're dismissed.
oh how you miss me,
and i remember you at times,
when you are needed and worthy,
when justice aint merthy.
Well,Let’s Pun!
This is going to be a melange of a pun-periodic ranging from simple instances to some scenes in movies.While I was watching hannibal the cannibal movie,I was wondering what kind of spoof can one make of this movie.Human-eat-Human in rat race is real but this movie has taken that fact quite literally.
Some useful characterstics of Hannibal Lector:
1.How do you reduce the population?
Ans:Eat’em
2.How do you ge rid of wannabes,imposters,phoneys
Ans:By Consumption
3.Where to learn classic letter writing?
Ans:Hannibal Lecture classes
4.What is the only thing that Hannibal Lecter does not eat?
Ans:Himself and probably Agent Clarice Starling
5.What happens when you mess with Hannibal lecter
Ans:He’ll chew you alive (just look at Mason Verger)
6.How do you get rid of a bad government?
Ans:Eat’em.
7.What is the potential of Hannibal in politics?
Ans:Potent potential.He eats bad people,clears the bad traffic.common ppl vote for the criminal-eating leader.
8.What is the most dangerous weapon of Hannibal?
Ans:molar,premolar,canine,inscisors
9.What tooth-paste does Hannibal Lector use?
Ans: Vico-dunt mangan
10.Does Hannibal ever suffer a tooth Decay?
Ans:He flosses.So much for the passion of human consumption.
11.What does Hannibal lecter regret?
Ans:Not being able to eat Ghosts.
12.Whats Hannibal’s secret fantasy?
Ans:If ghosts had form,he’d broaden his law of consumption.
13.Who inspired Hannibal to kill?
Ans:God,it seems.This is his rambling philosophy of dry-gulching.”Tell me, Will. Did you enjoy it? Your first murder? Of course you did. And why shouldn’t it feel good? It does to God. Why only last week in Texas, he dropped a church roof on the heads of 34 of his worshippers, just as they were groveling for him. He wouldn’t begrudge you for one Journalist.”
14.Why isnt Hannibal aware of raksha-bandhan(festival)?
Ans:ground forces ate his sister
15.Is Hannibal an ardent fan of gluttony?
Ans:Yes.Ask dead people
16.What is height of gluttony?
Ans:Hannibal Lecter
17.Whos is Hannibal’s Best pal?
Ans: Count Dracula
18.Who’d Invite Hannibal for a tête-à -tête?
Ans: Dracula and the Twilight goofy moron
19.What happens at this dinner?
Ans:Both, Lecter and Dracula deride Edward Cullan for being a pea brain traitor. Hannibal lecter rambles in his famous style-”Then here’s one… you stink of fear under that cheap lotion. You stink of fear Ed, and you’re a sissy coward. You fear me, but still you came here. You fear, shy boy, yet still you seek Bella. Don’t you understand, Ed?
Dracula to Hannibal:You came here because we’re very much alike. Without our imaginations, we’d be like Ed and all those other poor… dullards.
20.How will Lecter’s Law of Consumption effect human economy?
Ans:Ppl,who are the leftovers of Lecter will enjoy the riches of the world economy.
21.How will Steve Jobs react to this?
Ans:He’ll innovate Lecter-degenerating gadget with complex features and slick -chew resistent model.
22.What will Bill gates do?
Ans: Copy-Paste under .exe extension of this file
23.Why will the world not come to a doom?
Ans: cause we can ctrl+c and Ctrl+v
24.Why will only techie guys survive in Hannibal’s reign?
Ans:Hannibal is computer illiterate.He only likes art.Strong likes led to his doom.
25.Who all will come together to annihilate Lecter?
Ans:Steve Jobs,Noam Chomsky,Dr.Edward Nygma aka Riddler,Vogons,Optimus Prime team(He doesnt eat robots-hehe)
26.What certificate will be awarded to Hannibal?
Ans:Demented manifesto
The singular gluttoneous solution to all mind-blogging problems in the world-Hannibal the Cannibal’s philosophy of consumption.
Later leading to his doom for over doing it.Never re-do or over-do,just do it!
My mind has come up with ways and tips to deal with stress and synonymous created in various situations.
---Stop feeling you are different and unique from the rest of the world.Everybody is,in their own way(Fact).Such thought process can lead to stress.Hence,change your thought process.
---Being too ambitious without channelising your energy can lead to fatigue.Explore yourself to find out what is that one achievement that makes you happy.-Be honest trying to figure it out.
---Stop faking genuinity.Most of the mediocres do this when they get the opportuinity to associate people who are genuine and principled.They simulate their attitude in order to manipulate others.Looks like a smart move,makes one look ridiculous(in reality)
---Shift focus on grooming rather than worring about your looks and complexion(esp for girls).A well groomed person always looks good.
---Understand why a certain person behaves a certain way instead of bridling.
---Think of solutions instead of problems.and take genuine interest in solving them.
Other tips:
1.Watch silly- animation-comic- movies.It works.Its a good break from reality.We all need it.
2.Use uber imagination,day dream about things you want to be.This is the best time.I'll punctuate the metrics of stress.
3Avoid cliche.Cliche is annoying and such an conn-strain.:D.Creativity per se can be trying sometimes.
4.Shut down the world from the frame of your mind.Nobody deserves that kind of attention.
5.Sleeping long hours is a common way to deal with it.Apply sandalwood paste(mixed with cold rose water)on the forehead before going to sleep.(yeah yeah,ask somebody to keep it ready_dont crib)
6.Stop watching that news.and work hard on creating one for yourself.
7.Choose offbeat places for a vacation.
Rest,...later..
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Why do sports creat such frenzy esp among men?The adernaline,the rush that creates which is deafeningly apparent when theres a cricket or a football match.I enjoy playing sports more than watching them.Its just a game,you gotto enjoy it,how can it beckon delirium among sports aficionados?I dont seem to comprehend this part at all.
What sports does to people,music and art does to me.But I dont feel delirious.

Do you have longer hair than Alexi?I am drooling blogging about them.I like men with long hair,that length exactly.Uninhibited,free of rules and norms.Why cannot the Zeitgeist encourage us?When we rabbit on the ism of freedom and liberty.Why doesn't it set you free ?
Is it your blind spot to mouth on or your only timeworn axiom left to conserve your shallow identity.Trite remarks and dilations and end of the day,we all remain the same.Carrying banal biases on the interior of your con
clusions.I bristle at repugnant banality.How many of you all actually DARE to be YOU and follow what you believe in regardless of inherent antagonism of heterodoxy.For Hardliners who thought only women with hair that length look good,Think hard.Time to let go your fuddy-duddy attitude!
Alexi-!-conservation of non-conformity.
Not all unconventionality is improper.
Not all traditional is logical and sensible.
Not all original is unique,you just didn't think!
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